masturbation-is-illegal:

marielovesgroban:

Don’t forget we have to wake up Green Day tomorrow.

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(via damnnniall)

lameborghini:

where is zayn malik i want to kiss him

(via zaynmariemalik)

bombing:

one of my favorite things is when you give a baby your finger and they hold on to it as tight as they can. it’s funny because they don’t even come close to having the amount of muscle power i do. do you really think you can hold me here haha. i’ll crush you

(via shutup-and-make-me-laugh)

  • attractive person: hi
  • me: is this some kind of sick joke

actionables:

SERIOUSLY BE NICE TO YOUR ANIMALS BECAUSE THEY LOVE YOU MORE THAN YOU DESERVE AND MORE THAN ANY HUMAN EVER WILL

(via selenimiskoloji)

partism:

Pretty people make me want to punch myself in the face

(via goldengunsparks)

howidiotic:

pls don’t expect me not to wear the same jeans every day bc that is unrealistic and unfair

(via justawankygirl)